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18

Jun

If anybody’s curious, “Darf ich dir meine pflaume zeigen?” means “May I show you my vagina?”

surdoues:

briannathestrange:

rufflesnotdiets:

how to walk like a queen [x]

This is the best acting lesson I have every seen in my life

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get-nerdy:

mewtoot:

garrettgregg:

mewtoot:

for the longest time i thought shoes on a telephone wire was just people getting rid of their old shoes in a cool way

It’s not?…

no it means that someone sells drugs nearby

my life is a lie

(Source: circumcisions)